Amphibolies are syntactically ambiguous, meaning you can read them in more than one way.
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Farmer bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms
prostitutes appeal to pope
British left waffles on falkland islands
Lung cancer in women mushrooms
Teacher strikes idle kids
Enraged cow injures farmer with axe
Miners refuse to work after death
Stolen painting found by tree
Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
Kids make nutritious snacks
Lansing residents can drop off trees
Local high school dropouts cut in half
Hospital sued by seven foot doctors
New vaccine may contain rabies
Include your children when baking cookies